He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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