Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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