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(605): View more from South Dakota

was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(605): was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her? http://tfl.nu/02kh

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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?

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(440): dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top? http://tfl.nu/cai4

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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

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what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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(832): my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over. (713): what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper. http://tfl.nu/jxuh

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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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(302): he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks" http://tfl.nu/zxub

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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.

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(631): I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise. http://tfl.nu/lz74

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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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(312): Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight? http://tfl.nu/82ga

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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.

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(513): Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through. http://tfl.nu/9dxn

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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.

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(774): It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world. http://tfl.nu/7olx

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(805): View more from California

It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese

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(805): It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese http://tfl.nu/i0pz

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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.

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Best Friends For Life.

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(815): You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub. (1-815): Best Friends For Life. http://tfl.nu/ev62

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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.

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(310): She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked. http://tfl.nu/yes9

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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.

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(850): Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer. http://tfl.nu/iky6

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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.

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(903): I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper. http://tfl.nu/88zt

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(206): View more from Washington

Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.

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That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.

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(206): Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night. (1-206): That is the scariest sentence I have ever read. http://tfl.nu/zqtn

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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.

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(360): Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum. http://tfl.nu/7kvh

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