Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?