I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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