weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am available for nakedness
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