I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
