A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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