I'm sorry my penis didn't work
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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