yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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