seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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