I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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