fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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