butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just high enough for therapy.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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