No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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