the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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