Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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