he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
people are starting to question the shark bite story
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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