...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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