I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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