PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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