And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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