And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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