just come out here and I will go home with you...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
