Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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