can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
