I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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