Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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