I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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