it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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