i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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