You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
