i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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