i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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