Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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