This girl is more easily done than said...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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