Having a random hookup so left but love u
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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