hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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