absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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