just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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