My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
