I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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