check it out our google latitudes are spooning
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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