ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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