I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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