As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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