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If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.