i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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