Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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