idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
