My nipple is on Facebook.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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