i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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