your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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